moniker-padacklyte:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on

(Source: fragilehuge, via thatrandomcantaloupe)

super-who-locked-in:

mattlespinosa:

taylor-cannot:

mendesimagines:

mintchoc-sheacookie:

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!

Why am I just now seeing this holy fuck could you imagine tje activities6 second charades

Petition to take this happen. 😂😂😊

Hell yes

please holy shit please

super-who-locked-in:

mattlespinosa:

taylor-cannot:

mendesimagines:

mintchoc-sheacookie:

PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!

Why am I just now seeing this holy fuck could you imagine tje activities
6 second charades

Petition to take this happen. 😂😂😊

Hell yes

please holy shit please

(via thatrandomcantaloupe)

gengarvevo:

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

thirdkidney:

squidgybuttblog:

crikey-way:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:


pyralspite:


check out this new keyboard i bought


HOW RICH ARE YOU


The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
BUT
OH MY GOD
I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

Seriously
ONE is enough
but you have to go and get THREE moniters
why do you need THREE moniters

Are you really not gonna mention it?Really? Are you all blind? The door mat is off centre

I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?

They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.

damn that’s a lot of dildos

gengarvevo:

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

thirdkidney:

squidgybuttblog:

crikey-way:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

frivilosity:

pyralspite:

check out this new keyboard i bought

HOW RICH ARE YOU

The keyboard was only like $60 dude

THE FUCKING KEYBOARD IS 60 DOLLARS TOO

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

BUT

OH MY GOD

I’M TALKING ABOUT YOUR ENTIRE DESK

The desk cost me like $75 from Ikea

Seriously

ONE is enough

but you have to go and get THREE moniters

why do you need THREE moniters

Are you really not gonna mention it?
Really? Are you all blind?
The door mat is off centre

I really hate these posts with really weird ass pictures and a bunch of people adding comments pointing out normal shit… I mean for real guys? Are we really just gonna ignore the fact that this person has a floor fan facing AWAY for their desk?

They probably use the fan to blow the heat away from their computer. Are we not going to talk about the really interesting part of this picture? I mean seriously. They have an epic ass star wars poster and you guys are commenting on some mundane shit.

damn that’s a lot of dildos

(via thatrandomcantaloupe)

constellation-kiss:

nautical-constructs:

killa-kelly:

emilet:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

Fucking bees are the best.

Fuck yes they are.

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

I saw the title and I thought this meant that someone 3d printed live bees

(Source: 1los, via thatrandomcantaloupe)

“i shouldnt have procrastinated and now i want to die”
— every student ever (via abowtiedgeronimo)

(Source: impossiblebowties, via thatrandomcantaloupe)


Syrian man drinking tea after his house was bombed 

Syrian man drinking tea after his house was bombed 

(via thatrandomcantaloupe)

renirabbit:

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

image

and slap

image

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

this is amazing

(via thatrandomcantaloupe)

rawfoodfairy:

moarrrmagazine:

Vegetabowls 
handmade ceramic bowls from New York

*needs all of these*

(via thatrandomcantaloupe)

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via sammie-random)