This is where all of the dumb things that go through my mind but I don't voice because its unnecessary, are coming to live... Why?, because I can.
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
(via chelseagrin)
Some elderly women were sitting near me when I went to go see Man of Steel and their commentary on Henry Cavill shirtless caught me off guard.
“Oh my, he is so chiseled; I am damp.”
“If I weren’t wearing what I was wearing, I’d be leaking everywhere.”
Define ‘elderly’
(via chelseagrin)
“The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.” •Carl Sagan
This is one of those images that just makes you go, “woah.”
(via day-and-nights)
Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.
(via day-and-nights)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day
(via day-and-nights)
when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out
(Source: mannysantosisgonnabefamous, via day-and-nights)
“Ryan Lewis? It’s like two first names. You gotta get a new name.”
(Source: kazuos, via sparroeortiz78)
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
(Source: sadhag, via day-and-nights)
